Elections:
America-we vote for change.Bush out Obama in.
India-we vote for our caste people.Rahul Gandhi rides pillion on a motorcycle and the press is all over him.
Pakisan-we vote ?
Money:
America:global crisis loom.Switzerland forced to part with black money.
India-in the next 20(0) years we will get our money back,which mostly we have only stored there.
Pakistan:dude,America is giving us aid to fight terror.Why should we work? And oh btw,make sure Dawood,Osama and Mullah Omar are hale and hearty.
Land Use:
America:ours is a land of oppurtunity
India:land use karne ke kitne paise doge?
Pakistan:we provide land on lease to anyone who wants to set up a terrorist training school.Education?go to hell (hey you are here only by the way)
Leaders:
America:Obama is under 50,and so is David Cameron (England).
India: PM should be relaxing at home.Rahul Gandhi could be a better leader.Please spare us Badal,Advani,and all those non-energetic people who know nothing about what India wants.I vote for Manpreet Badal and Shashi Tharoor? Hell Ratan Tata should be our president !!!
Pakistan:my wife,then me,then my kids,then their spouses,then their kids..........you get the picture.
So for all those who cared to go through all his,tell me what do you think?? Where does India lack in becoming a superpower ??
Interesting post , funny too, Good Start Jasjot.
ReplyDeleteAnd as far as India lacking in being a superpower , I think it comes from several factors but the most important one being Attitude , our people still vote based on religious and caste lines , girl child is still abandoned , skewed sex ratio , corruption galore.. . with all these looming large on us , we can't be a great nation! But there are positives too , people are creating the right noises, 'peaceful' public protests are the order of the day (as in fasts , candle light marches , etc.) , so we do have something to look forward too..
Strictly speaking, if we think practically & not with the mindset of a patriotic Indian (& the preconceived notions that come with it), the question is not what we lack but the fact is what we have to become a super power?
ReplyDeleteProbably, manpower, shit loads of it with probably minimal technology. The best part of this manpower is that we read our labor laws & form our trade unions even before we read our job profile. Putting it simply across, we are not willing to work. Top down from the Prime-Minister to office peon or a traffic policemen, there are only two purpose we visit offer for :
1) Collect our salaries
2) Collect our Black money.
With this attitude do we really think we can become a super power?
Probably, Pakistan has more dedication towards their work, may it be terrorism (protection & spreading).
@ Harman
ReplyDelete" people are creating the right noises, 'peaceful' public protests are the order of the day (as in fasts , candle light marches , etc.) , so we do have something to look forward too"
The thing is,what are these actually leading upto ? Any good ? I dont think so..maybe the Jan Lokpal Bill need to be implemented soon if you wanna let a roar of applause in the country.
Maybe the Jan Lokpal bill has been discussed in quite a detail in the next post.
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